"I like to write when I feel spiteful; it's like having a good sneeze." --D. H. Lawrence
Thursday, February 17, 2005
Damn you, internet!
I had a whole thing typed out. It was kind of funny. Then it got deleted because the internet is sick of me wasting space. Fuck off, internet. I will not show you my boobies in order to gain your favor.
But what about us men folk, what do we have to turn to when we must coax a response out of the internet? I do not think the internet responds well to man-flesh
Please warm me if you are going to do such things. I shall create a diversion so you can do as much without getting fired. Why? Because I'm a giver, that's why.
I think that the internet is okay with man flesh, as long as it is in conjunction with a girl's. So make sure a girl is in the picture, preferably observing the man-skin, and it will work. You are fickle diety, Internet!
But what about us men folk, what do we have to turn to when we must coax a response out of the internet? I do not think the internet responds well to man-flesh
ReplyDeletePlease warm me if you are going to do such things. I shall create a diversion so you can do as much without getting fired. Why? Because I'm a giver, that's why.
ReplyDeleteI think that the internet is okay with man flesh, as long as it is in conjunction with a girl's. So make sure a girl is in the picture, preferably observing the man-skin, and it will work. You are fickle diety, Internet!
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