BioWillie

Is it:

a. Porn

b. Willie Nelson using technology to make himself into a cyborg so he can continue making music into the next millenia

c. A line of fuel named after Willie Nelson?

If you guessed C, you are correct. Meet BioWillie.

I saw this on Nightly News last week, and thought the mercury poisoning from my fish was complete, but it's true. Willie Nelson, y'all.