Basic Instinct

Did you know that a woman can tell if a man would be a good father just by looking at him? These findings, however, do not take into account the occurrence of douchebaggery in a relationship.

Researchers cautioned, however, that there's no proof that a man who prefers baby pictures will want to have children or make a good father.
This is an "important limitation" of the study, Roney said.

Speaking of which, Britney Spears is pregnant again.

Sigh. Why has God elected Kevin Federline to populate the earth? Are women-hating, manpri-wearing, freeloading white "rappers" the next evolutionary step for humanity? If so, check please, I'm done with this mortal coil.