Theo Epstein Band

Grrr. If the physical beauty of Theo Epstein isn't enough, this chat transcript will certainly make your heart (and naughty bits) melt. Of note:

Soxfan81: Theo, what do you see in your future, maybe 10 or 15 years from now when you may have moved on from being a GM?

Theo_Epstein: I have no idea ... but I hope wherever I am I have more than one ring on my finger.

Really? I'm sensing a kind of Big Love vibe from this comment. I'll kind of be like Chloe Sevingy's character: deeply in debt, but maybe with less evil. And better clothes. Theo: I can share. Call me.


"Well, I grabbed her ass like this, right, then I picked her up, and I--"