Chin-Checkin'

Some show love with roses and candy. Dick Cheney not only busts a cap in your ass, but also delivers part of that cap into your heart and gives you a heart attack. Like I said, this guy is Dick's friend. Allegedly.

I just won't stop laughing if this guy dies. (Not like that... I don't wish that old coot harm.) Seriously. Can't this be involuntary manslaughter or something? Somebody, please, charge Dick Cheney with something...

Somewhere, 50-Cent is like, "I never thought birdshot was so fuckin' gangsta. Shiiiit."