Dear Channel 7

No matter how hard you try, I am not afraid of my toothbrush. I am not afraid of its bristly power to remove food bits from my teeth. I am not afraid of the bacteria that came from my mouth. Also, if I feel my toothbrush may be a little grody, I dip it in mouthwash to disinfect it.

Good try, though. And you did get to me on the shoelace-in-the-escalator-teeth-dismemberment threat a few years ago. But my toothbrush is a noble servant, not a harbinger of doom.

Good work with the flooding coverage, Pete. You are the only reason I watch that channel. ::sigh::

Sincerely,
Amy