You'd Better Shop Around

"That certainly was quite an episode of America's Next Top Model, wasn't it, Pete?"

"Well, Frances, if you thought Furonda's look was fierce, wait until you see the cold front that's coming through tomorrow! Temperatures will drop ten to fifteen degrees in an hour, which is faster than a model's tears fall during the haircuts on the makeover episode. Stay tuned for details at 10."

My dreams come true. The dreams of, you know, gainful employment, are done for 100 people at channel 56. But come on. That segue is going to rock.