Yikes

I should never watch the Today show.

"Now to our top story this Columbus day. North Korea has detonated an atomic bomb. After the break, we discuss the latest food recalls due to E. coli bacteria and how you can keep your family safe."

Holy shit. That crazy fucker has a nuclear bomb. That's a frightening thing. The food that we eat has proven to be unsafe, and the government is treating us with a "why are you so worried?" attitude. I'm worried because if my salad doesn't kill me, a bomb fired from North Korea when Netflix doesn't deliver Kim Jong-Il's newest action movie fast enough will.

Will write more later. Work is crazy busy.