GET OUT!! ::shove::

NO EFFING WAY!

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, architect of an unpopular war in Iraq, intends to resign after six stormy years at the Pentagon, Republican officials said Wednesday.

Thanks be to God! You know, I thought the decisive bitch-slap from voters would serve to unravel the Republican party but I didn't think it would take less than twenty-four hours.

Somebody open the bubbly and bring me a prostitute. This day just keeps on getting better.