Today is a great day. It's the first day of spring, despite my freezing my balls off this morning, and Dunkin Donuts has chosen to celebrate by giving away iced coffee.
I plan to leave my office every hour on the hour to venture to a different Dunkin' Donuts. I figure this will work for about three hours, at which time I will be scampering through the doors like a squirrel on crack, balance on the line-forming tape, land in front of the bewildered worker to request my free 160z. of glory, at which point they will divine that I may have already had an iced coffee at another location and kick me out.
Whatever. I'm still stoked.