Friday, March 18, 2005

Save the Children!

This headline:
Teen abstinence may lead to risky acts

Made me laugh out loud. "Best tell the kids to get busy, or else instead of fuckin' they're going to be drag racing through the Big Dig without scuba gear! Quick! End all the faith-based funding and abstinence-only sex-ed before they start bungee jumping from the Zakim bridge!"
And I laugh, and my day is made brighter. I am now leaving early to see if I can meet Tori Amos and thank her for getting me through junior high, high school and college with her soothing melodies and craaazy lyrics. Cross your fingers for me...

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