This morning when I checked the weather forecast on WHDH's website, it was a writeup from my least favorite weathercaster since RJ Heim, Todd Gross. I got dressed with a sorrow in my soul. Just now I checked the website again, and Pete's back! It has made my day awesome. However, I have some issues with his writing today and I'd like to point them out, if only to illustrate that my love is not blind.
* Charging for a meal on an airplane is bombastic! I'm as likely to pay for that chicken sandwich as I am for a case of the Chicken Pox.
Pete, bombastic is not a synonym for "ludicrous." Bombastic means "ostentatiously lofty in style." However, your point is valid. I too hate paying for airline food, and will usually arrive at my destination and spend $8 for a happy meal at the airport instead of eating mushy mac and cheese.
* Pilots sometimes lie about the weather in your destination city (they must be using weather.com)
Why you gotta hate on weather.com, Pete? Isn't there some kind of code between meteorologists where you don't rag on each other's accuracy? I mean, you just predicted a foot of snow and when I woke up I saw only a dusting. While I'm not upset with the outcome, if I can't trust your word, how can I continue to love you?
I'm done "livin' out of a big fat suitcase."
This would have been the perfect opportunity for another Police reference. How about signing off, "your man in a suitcase?" That would have ruled. Also, who are the Chilis? I guess you're trying to prove the breadth of your musical knowledge, but come on. The Police rule.
I am glad that my boyfriend is back. I know he's been away, so he's not quite "on" when it comes to his writing. Hopefully he'll be back in fighting condition tomorrow.