Mitt Does it Twice

In one day, Mitt Romney has managed to infuriate me both with his lack of understanding of human nature, and now with his inflated sense of his own worth.

Gov. Mitt Romney said Wednesday he will remain "as relevant as always" during his final year in office, and may be able to achieve more legislative goals because his decision not to seek re-election in 2006 will remove politics from the deliberations.
The Republican chief executive also said he does not expect to make a decision about running for president until 2007, though he plans to continue laying the groundwork for a potential run by speaking in early voting states and raising money across the country.
"It's a long way off," Romney told The Associated Press during a year-end interview in his Statehouse office as a fire crackled and the smell of smoke wafted through the room.

You pretentious ass. I usually make it a point to not wish ill on other people, but in your case I'm making an exception. I sincerely hope your gay sexcapades are revealed, thus leaving you politically ineffective for the rest of your life. I hope several love-children from your Mormon concubines come forward, demanding alimony. I hope that you somehow grow a vagina, you lose all knowledge you have about sex and contraception, you're overwhelmed with hormones and have to navigate your second puberty in fear and sexual ignorance, you hateful, snobbish fuck. If I thought it would work, I would seduce you and immediately come forward and run you out of political office before the 2006 elections. I would debase myself so, just so this state wouldn't be run like a backwater hole in the South, which is what you envision for it. "As relevant as always." You're as relevant as an Atari video game system-- good for kitch, not good for actual use.
Mitt wraps up his lovely fireside chat with the AP with this gem:

[Mitt] added: "I will have an agenda. It will be clear. And it will have less political overtones because I'm not running for re-election. Things won't be the same, but they won't necessarily be worse."

Can it get much worse? Nothing is gets done because you pick fights about social issues that the largely Democratic and very liberal state legislators won't fly with. Our school test scores are slipping, and crime is up. Our roads are in disrepair. Pick the battles you can win in the next year and shut the hell up.