Because she passed out in Japan.
The "Catch Me When I Fall" singer, [Ashlee Simpson] on the road to support her chart-topping I Am Me--and to prove to the world that she really can sing--remains in an undisclosed hospital, publicist Rob Shuter said Friday.
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There's been no official word on the cause of the fainting spell, but Us Weekly quotes an unnamed source close to the family citing exhaustion as the reason for her collapse.
Well of course she's exhausted. When you suck that hard for that long, you're bound to run out of oxygen at some point. I just fear she's pulling a Lohan "exhaustion" and will reemerge fifty pounds lighter and strongly resembling a bobblehead doll of her former self. Or she'll come out with horrible collegen lips like her sister.
But perhaps the best bit on information in this article is only one sentence long but speaks volumes:
Her family is reportedly waiting for an official diagnosis before deciding whether to travel to Japan.
"Daddy, I don't think Ashlee is that sick. I just got DIIIIVORCED, Daddy! Momma, tell Daddy not to go to Japan, I NEEEEED you! She's FAKING!"
Joe would be wise to go. Ashlee sells more CDs than Jessica does, although Jessica is certainly better tabloid cover fodder. It's so hard when a father has to choose between famewhore daughters.
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