If there is indeed a Britney and Kevin sex tape, I will quit life. Because at some point, I may see a clip of that shit, and that will not do. And as gross at Pam and Tommy Lee is, nothing can trump the Britney and Kevin sexual romp. Oh God. Pass the Draino, because life in which a recording of Britney and Kevin doing it is allowed to be distributed is not worth living.
Also, Britney totally had to ask her mom what "libel" means. She probably thought it was an expensive brand of liquor.
Even skeevier than imagining your parents doin' it.
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Oh HELL No
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