Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Tryin' to Catch Him Flyin' Dirty


Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.

HA HA HA HA! HA! ::wipes tear from eye::

Any misfortune that finds Rush Limbaugh with his deaf, blowhard, drug-abusing, hypocritical pants around his ankles is the sweetest, most delectible, Cristal-level-of-awesome schadenfreude available. It's almost as if Ann Coulter were held in airport security after her giant vibrator had the entire airport evacuated. Oh, how sweet. How long before Rush is on some kind of "legalize it" tour with Phish?

And what were you doing in the Dominican, Mr. Limbaugh? Doctor shopping, or using your Viagra on a fine piece of Dominican ass? Either way, the scadenfreude goes down smoother than Ketel One.


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