Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Golddigger

Fine. I give up. I have tried to find someone to love, someone who I deeply respect and have a meaningful connection with. I think about how I react to people, trying to make myself a better person so I will attract better men to me.

Apparently, I should be marrying to double my wealth. DOUBLE. Those married people are smug for a reason. They're rolling in money!

This is my proposal, gentlemen. State your case. I bring a meager salary and high student loan debt into the equation. But I'm a good cook and like to dance. Have at it.

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