Good Theo Hunting

What in the hell is going on in this town? The Sox let Theo go. The Pats lose in the playoffs. Now Theo has returned? What?

You said it, Bronson.

I mean, I'm glad he's back. I don't know what his job is. Maybe he'll be mopping the floors. I don't care, as long as he's in earshot of the Sox management.

"Mop mop mop, all day long, mop mop mop... hey, you guys, maybe you should get someone who can play center field. The way things are going, my Dad would be the best CF option you have. And he's a creative writing instructor. Maybe you should get on this."

"Pssht. Whatever, Theo. You just mop the floors. You can't possibly know anything about baseball management."

"Yeah, okay. Sorry."

Theo then stops mopping the floors, and retires to the bathroom where he works out a trade agreement on the bathroom mirror. Then Ben and Jed realize his skills when Theo trades his father for Miguel Tejada. The only one who is not convinced is Dan Shaugnessy, who tries to mold Theo into a boring, negative version on himself. Theo takes to drinking at the same establishments as management, to "fuck with the smaht kids."

I mean, whatever. Welcome back, Theo. Never, ever do that to us again. And, also, shut up, Shaugnessy.