My hetero life partner and I get to touch the World Series Trophy. Please note that it was hot out, and that is why my sleeves are rolled up, not because I am a redneck or butch. Also note that Kristen is carrying the entire contents of her purse in the front of her sweatshirt and is not pregnant. Finally, that is the freakin' World Series trophy! Why the hell do you care what we look like?