Not even Michael Jackson got in a hissy about having his story used by Law and Order. Tom DeLay's about two lawsuits from protesting too much, a la Tom Cruise. Methinks Tom DeLay needs a vacation from curtailing civil liberties and being a total hypocrite. Maybe a Disney Cruise? Oh right, Disney allows openly gay people to be comfortable in their parks and boats. Umm... maybe a riverboat ride down the River Styx? So he can see all those evil dead homosexuals, women who use birth control, pinko Commies, his idol McCarthy and get himself off knowing that he's completely superior to everyone?
"Maybe you're right. Maybe I am an insufferable douche who needed more love from his mother."