Dick Shoots His Load Off

And hits his friend in the face.

Sorry. I was just really looking forward to titling this. You all know about this. You all know the White House sat on the incident for 20 hours before letting anybody know about it. Because Dick Cheney? Is a bad-ass motherfucker who will bust a cap in yo' ass. If this is how he treats his friends, I don't ever want to meet him, because I am sure we wouldn't get along.

Nobody's going to Africa to hunt elephants with Dick Cheney.

I can't see a joke through to fruition. My head hurts. No. More. Beer.

Until tomorrow.