Eww

I am going to send Channel 7 my laundry bills for inflicting this trauma on me. For fuck's sake. Can you imagine the cost of washing and drying seven towels a week? I follow the same rule for towels that I follow for my bedsheets—if nobody's sharing them with me, then I'll wash when I'm good and ready. Because, all of a sudden, the skeeze will hit me, and I remember that film we watched in seventh grade about all the grody bugs that live in sheets and I can't beat a path to the laundromat fast enough. But until I catch that grody whiff of dirty towel, I'm saving my money for irrational beer purchases.