What the Shit

Is wrong with Don Carcieri?

The DMV in Rhode Island is the worst place in the world. Every redneck, white-trash honky motherfucker in the state is there waiting to register his latest shitbox. Everyone I ever went to high school with somehow ends up with me there, waiting my turn to have my unfortunate license picture replaced with an even more unfortunate picture. Closing all the other satellite offices will only make things worse, because the satellite offices actually help alleviate the stress on the main branch. AAA does license renewals now at their offices, which is excellent too. Anything that keeps me out of the DMV is a bonus.