Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Dude

Okay. I'm not a lawyer. But I have an ounce of common sense, and let me say this:

If your wife and daughter are found murdered, wouldn't you fly home for the funeral? Wouldn't you fly home as soon as their bodies were found? I mean, even if you did it, wouldn't you want to have some time, or perhaps engender some goodwill and at least look sad? Scott Peterson had that idea, and he doesn't look that bright, frankly. And even if you had some psychotic episode or genuinely wanted your wife and baby dead, grow some balls and own up to it. Don't go hide in England with your Mum and Dad. Once the authorities in the USA get the evidence, they'll come get you there too, clown.

Man. Sometimes, I am sad and single. But when I hear stories about people's respectable-looking husbands selling porn sites on the internet and then shooting their kids, I think maybe I'm better off to pull an Angelina and adopt a kid first and hope the guy thing eventually works itself out.

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