Friday, April 14, 2006

I Do What I Want When-Evah I Want

Screw you, bitches. I'm going home early to celebrate the Lord Jesus' dying for my sins by aborting fetuses, having premarital sex with contreceptives, and enjoying the rock'n'roll music.

No, I'm kidding. I'm having dinner with my Mom and then going to play with my friends' puppy. Sweet.

Have a good Easter, y'all. Because, as my roommate says, "I am Jewish, but I love Cadbury Eggs."

See you on Tuesday, because I'll be busy stuffing my face while other people run on Monday.

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