Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Your Kids May Not Become Giant Punkasses...

If you keep them active.

So if your kid is too fat to fit in the car seat but somehow manages to survive to adolescence before slamming head-first through the windshield, you'd better get them off the sofa before they're drunk, high, aggressive, sexually active school-skippers.

Jesus Christ, America. Turn of the electronics and go for a walk. God.

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